I'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT - words and music by Ween
**from the album 'The Mollusk'

(pretty sure this is close, i'm probably off just a bit)

I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight - by Ween

***intro*** by Punjar

Here's the notes for playing this on a piano (an octave above middle C). 
You'll really have to listen to the song to get the timing down. The X's 
are some chord that I don't know, so I usually just don't play them. 

Right hand
F  D# D  A# A# D  C  B  C  D# G  A  G  F  F  D# D  C  A# 
        
Left hand
A# X  G  X  C  X  C  X  F  X  F  X  A# X  A# 

Then the lyrics start and I get really confused. If I ever learn how to play 
piano I'll try and figure it out, but for now this is all I can get. 

This is simplified and arranged for guitar
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-10-----------------------------12--14-12-10--10--------------
----13-12---------12-10-9-10-13------------------13-12--10----
-----------13--13------------------------------------------13-
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Bb     Gm 
Are my lemons tied?           
      Cm
Is my hair in place?
F                     Bb           F
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
       Bb         (Gm)
Are my shoes all shined?
  Cm
I try to keep in line

         F                     Bb      F
when I'm dancing in the show tonight

Does my shuffle step 
really look so good?
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
Would it be amiss
if I blew a kiss
when I'm dancing in the show tonight?

Eb              Cm
Showtime now is getting nearer
Bb      F       Bb
and I'm getting scared

C                    
wish I could see in the mirror
F
if I'm all prepared

First you take a step
then you point your toe
hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
till I'm dancing in the show tonight

Showtime now is getting nearer
and I'm getting scared
wish I could see in the mirror
if I'm all prepared

First you take a step
then you point your toe
hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
till I'm dancing in the show tonight

**Tabbed by MHWKJONES
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)