MR. RICHARD SMOKER - words and music by Ween from the album "12 Golden Country Greats" I lifted this from Greg Staggs who did a fine job on tabbing this song. I did the solo as best I could. Mr. Richard Smoker - by Ween [C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G] C Mr. Richard Smoker, Youčre a poopy poker, C C# Dm G Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa G7 Cigarrettes and coffee breath, Little boys on crystal meth G7 F7 F7 G7 G7 Tonight wečll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat C Mr. Richard Smoker, Youčre a chicken choker, C C# Dm G Tonite youčre gonna let it all hang out G7 Panty hose and Aqua Net, smoking menthal cigarettes G7 F7 F7 G7 G7 Tonight wečll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat [C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G] SMOKE! [JAM] Solo: (Part of it anyways) e|=================================================================== B|=13=13=10=13=10=======================================13=13=10=13== G|=================12====12=12=9=12=9==============9=12============== D|=====================================10====10=10=================== A|=================================================================== E|=================================================================== e|=================================10=======================10============ B|========================12=12=12=====12=12=10====12=12=12=====12=12=10== G|======================================================================== D|=10=10=11=11=12=12====================================================== A|===================10=================================================== E|======================================================================== e|===========10============================== B|==12=12=12=====12=12=10====13==10===12==8== G|=========================================== D|=========================================== A|=========================================== E|=========================================== F7 F7 G7 G7 You eat -- dark meat [C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G] C Mr. Richard Smoker, Youčre an Ono Yoker C C# Dm G Cognac and black coffee with the boys G7 Dancinč in your buster browns, whirlinč to that techno sound G7 F7 F7 G7 G7 Your hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke -- big dick C Mr. Richard Smoker, Youčre a velvet coker C C# Dm G Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten G7 Goin out, dancing in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty G7 F7 F7 G7 G7 Tonight wečll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat [C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo bah [G] [D] Boodley bah boo [Em] Boodley bah boo [G] Boodley bah boo bah [A] [E] Boodley bah boo [F#m] Boodley bah boo [A] Boodley bah boo bah [B] [F#] Boodley bah boo [G#m] Boodley bah boo [B] Boodley bah boo bah [C#] [C#] ***Bass Tab*** by Geoffrey Dickens Again this song has a low C but I'm going to transcribe it for a normal tuning. 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