WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND - words and music by Ween
**from the album "The Mollusk"

This song was sent in by Ringo.
* Note: play the A and F#m in the Verse as follows:

   A    F#m
E--x---9
B--10--10
G--9---11
D--7---11
A--7---9
E--x---x

Waving My Dick In The Wind - by Ween

A                                        F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
A                                        F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
      A            C#m         F#m              D
If it all goes right I'll be in your arms tonight
         E        F           A
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night
Everything will be allright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

               F#m
It's been 97 days since I laid my head beside you
                                           A
and a million miles of highway in between
                         F#m
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
        E                     D                    C#m   -   Bm
That pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Break: Dance Jimmy

I've got a real good feelin' bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer

I'm wavin' my dick in the wind...

**Tabbed by Ringo
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)